Let’s face it, being the designated driver stinks. But nobody ever talks about what a drag it is to drink with a sober partner in crime, who doesn’t wanna be! This is a problem that doesn’t exist in magical Key West. One of the many reasons this little island is so amazing, is that you really don’t need a car here. No, really. You can get around in so many ways, and be lit up like a night light at the same time! Take a pedicab, and let the driver do the peddling, and enjoy the cool evening breeze on your drunken noggin. Hop in a taxi cab, you tipsy vacationer. Or bike it to the bar. Or walk…er, stumble, your way around town. It’s your doggone drunken traveling choice. And no matter how tipsy you are, you are bound to find your way back to the hotel, because Key West it’s only a 2×5 mile island, all the way around. Just don’t fall in the ocean.